Audit No. 5

(With apologies to Lou Bega)

Ladies and gentleman, this is audit number five
 
One, two, three, four, five, everybody’s seen the plan, so come on let’s ride
To the auditee around the corner.
The boys say they want to let ‘em go but I really don’t wanna.
Big bust like I had last week,
I dug in deep ‘cause talk is cheap.
I like interviews, documents, CAAT work, and testing
And as I continue, you know they keep protesting.
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.
To me audit is just like a sport.
Anything wrong, it’s all there I can catch it.
I’ll treat ‘em with a hatchet

 
A little bit of governance in my life,
A little bit of compliance by my side,
A little bit of controls what I need,
A little bit of accountability,
A little bit of risk assessment in the sun,
A little bit of oversight all night long,
A little bit of mitigation that I bring,
A little bit of audit makes me sing.
Audit number five.
 
Quiz left and right ‘til their answers sound right.
Shake your head to disagree. Never give a guarantee.
Take statements left and statements right
From the clerk in the front and the one to the side.
Test their books once and tic and tie twice
And if you get findings, then you’re doing it right.

A little bit of governance in my life,
A little bit of compliance by my side,
A little bit of controls what I need,
A little bit of accountability,
A little bit of risk assessment in the sun,
A little bit of oversight all night long,
A little bit of mitigation that I bring,
A little bit of audit makes me sing.
I do all to prove effectiveness is true.
But they can’t hide or run away.
My report gets the final say.
Audit number five.

 

Posted on May 4, 2011 by Mike Jacka

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  1. Bravo !

    It's really funny.

    Thank you.

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