Fill in the Blanks Mid-Year Performance Reviews
By now, everyone should have completed their mid-year performance reviews. However, if you are like me, you’ve put it off and are now under constant attack by the denizens of Human Resources to share your incredibly important and insightful feedback with your employees.
After the amazing success of “The Fill-in-the-Blanks Audit Report,” I am now prepared to provide the solution to your mid-year review blues — The “Fill-in-the-Blanks Mid-Year Performance Review.” Just fill in the blanks with the suggestions below and, before you know it, you’ll have the perfect mid-year review.
Thank you for A . Your B has been unbelievable. In addition, no one can hold a candle to you in your ability to C . In the future, you need to D . Further, you could greatly enhance your personal development by E . Through the remainder of the year we will F with the idea of supporting your G . As of mid-year, your overall evaluation is H .
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A
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B
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C
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D
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E
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F
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G
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H
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1
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Your efforts so far this year
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Work ethic
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Get quality work done in a timely manner
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Take a break every now and then
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Just doing what you’re already doing
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Get you right there in front of the VPs and Executives
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Rise to the top
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Greatest employee ever
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2
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Nothing
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Ability to avoid all work
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Miss every milestone while doing a really, really, bad job
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Start that job search outside the company
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Trying to get a clue
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Document every stupid thing you do
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Imminent removal from the company
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Yuck
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3
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Your attention to details
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Punctuation
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Cross-foot a workpaper
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Focus on the use of appropriate fonts
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Spellchecking handwritten memos
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Put you in charge of all training
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Long-term goal of absolute perfection in every audit
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Exsellent. Sorry, I mean Excellent
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4
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Not telling anyone else
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Discretion
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Just keep mum
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Destroy that tape
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Burning those pictures.
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Write you those checks
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Promise that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
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Whatever you want it to be
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5
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Getting my coffee
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Pouring
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Whip up a nice Cappuccino
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Add just a little more milk
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Remembering I use just one sugar
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Always have you make the coffee
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Role as my secretary
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Wait…put down that gun…what are you doing??!!!
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6
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Lettin me be mice elf again
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Soul
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Funkify
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Make it if you try
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Dancing to the music
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Take you higher
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Hot fun in the summertime
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That you are everyday people
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Posted on Aug 17, 2011 by Mike Jacka
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