ICQ Questions in Rock and Roll Songs (And Their Previously Unrecorded Answers)

Why do fools fall in love?
A lack of controls.

Does anybody really know what time it is?
That would be the responsibility of the Master Timekeeper.
Does anybody really care?
Again, you should talk with the Master Timekeeper.
 
Anybody here seen my old friend John?
You should probably check with payroll.
 
Who’ll stop the rain?
Current procedures indicate this is my responsibility. However, the proper forms were never completed and there is nothing I can do.
 
Are you experienced?
Approximately three years in this department.
 
What’s love got to do with it?
Well, after all … we are discussing procedures around how to record scores in tennis.
 
If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I paint you?
Purchasing indicates that our supplier has been unable to complete our recent orders.
 
Should I stay or should I go?
If you are done with your questioning, I’d say go.
 
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays.
Because, in spite of what everyone else says, auditors are human, too.

And one last question — you supply the answer:

Who let the dogs out?

Posted on Aug 25, 2009 by Mike Jacka

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