Two auditors walk into a bar. “What’ll you have?” the bartender asks. “I’ll take a Solid Finding,” the first one says. “I’ll have a Weak Finding,” says the second one. The bartender pours their drinks. Another guy at the bar calls the bartender over and whispers, “What’s the difference between a Solid Finding and a Weak Finding?” “I don’t know,” the bartender answers, “but the good news is they don’t know either.”continue reading...
What is auditor hell? A roomful of wounded and no bayonet.
A man drives up to an accident — car into a tree. He walks up to the driver and says, “You’ve been in an accident.” The driver says, “You must be an auditor.” The man is surprised. “How did you know?” he asks. “Because,” the driver answers, “You told me something I already knew and have provided no help.”