A Final Auditing Carol

As promised, today’s auditing carol is a song in praise of our customer – the auditee.

 
O Auditee!
 
O Auditee! O Auditee!
Your risks are ever changing.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
From low to high they’re ranging.
We check each individually,
Inherent and residually.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
Risk rankings rearranging.
 
O Auditee! O Auditee!
Sometimes you do embrace us.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
And other times won’t face us.
We never know how us you see,
As team member or enemy.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
How, this time, will you grace us?
 
O Auditee! O Auditee!
We thank you for the free brew.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
The cash and checks and gifts, too.
We’ve pride in our ability
To maintain objectivity.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
Guess we’ll send them back to you.
 
O Auditee! O Auditee!
There’s problems on a grander scale.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
We’ll try to keep you out of jail.
We can’t discuss it out of court,
But it is all in our report.
O Auditee! O Auditee!
The final draft is in the mail.
 
And tomorrow? As promised, a poem that will uplift you in these holiday times.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 by Mike Jacka

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  1. Great song, one might try singing it during a final engagement meeting :)

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