Another Audit Carol

For today, our audit carol is a little ditty that should serve as a warning to all auditees.  

Oh, there’s no place to hide from the Auditors,
‘Cause no matter how far away you run
They’ll find all of your deepest, darkest secrets
‘Cause the Auditors keep digging ‘til you’re done.
I knew a man who had some files that he didn’t want to share
So he stored them in a well-encrypted file.
But when the Auditors came calling, his computer was laid bare.
And the laughter, it was hectic,
‘Cause his efforts were pathetic.
Oh, there’s no place to hide from the Auditors,
And there’s no way that you can get away.
They will bug you and haunt for a million years.
Once you’re in their sights they never lose their prey
Yes the auditors will have the final say.
Be sure to check back in. We’ve got at least one more carol coming your way.

Posted on Dec 17, 2009 by Mike Jacka

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