Fill in the Blanks Mid-Year Performance Reviews

By now, everyone should have completed their mid-year performance reviews. However, if you are like me, you’ve put it off and are now under constant attack by the denizens of Human Resources to share your incredibly important and insightful feedback with your employees.

After the amazing success of “The Fill-in-the-Blanks Audit Report,” I am now prepared to provide the solution to your mid-year review blues — The “Fill-in-the-Blanks Mid-Year Performance Review.” Just fill in the blanks with the suggestions below and, before you know it, you’ll have the perfect mid-year review.

Thank you for          A         . Your          B          has been unbelievable. In addition, no one can hold a candle to you in your ability to         C          .   In the future, you need to          D         . Further, you could greatly enhance your personal development by          E         . Through the remainder of the year we will          F          with the idea of supporting your          G         . As of mid-year, your overall evaluation is          H         .

 
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
1
Your efforts so far this year
Work ethic
Get quality work done in a timely manner
Take a break every now and then
Just doing what you’re already doing
Get you right there in front of the VPs and Executives
Rise to the top
Greatest employee ever
2
Nothing
Ability to avoid all work
Miss every milestone while doing a really, really, bad job
Start that job search outside the company
Trying to get a clue
Document every stupid thing you do
Imminent removal from the company
Yuck
3
Your attention to details
Punctuation
Cross-foot a workpaper
Focus on the use of appropriate fonts
Spellchecking handwritten memos
Put you in charge of all training
Long-term goal of absolute perfection in every audit
Exsellent. Sorry, I mean Excellent
4
Not telling anyone else
Discretion
Just keep mum
Destroy that tape
Burning those pictures.
Write you those checks
Promise that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Whatever you want it to be
5
Getting my coffee
Pouring
Whip up a nice Cappuccino
Add just a little more milk
Remembering I use just one sugar
Always have you make the coffee
Role as my secretary
Wait…put down that gun…what are you doing??!!!
6
Lettin me be mice elf again
Soul
Funkify
Make it if you try
Dancing to the music
Take you higher
Hot fun in the summertime
That you are everyday people
 
 

Posted on Aug 17, 2011 by Mike Jacka

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