I Sat in a Strategy Meeting Today
I sat in strategy meeting today
The purpose to help us determine our way
We talked a whole lot and had nothing to say
I sat in a strategy meeting today
I cared in a strategy meeting today
For a brief shining moment I pictured “the way”
But the meeting got worse and hope faded away
I cared in a strategy meeting today
I sat in a strategy meeting in fear
We said the same thing that we said every year
And the prospect for change seemed to just disappear
I sat in a strategy meeting in fear
I sat in a strategy meeting so bored
As the verbiage increased and the rhetoric soared
My eyelids grew heavy, my rear got quite sore
I sat in a strategy meeting so bored
I slept in a strategy meeting a bit
Nobody noticed or threw a big fit
I snored just a little with drool on my lip
I slept in a strategy meeting a bit
I sat in a strategy meeting and dreamed
Of working together as one vibrant team
And when I woke up I wanted to scream
I sat in a strategy meeting and dreamed
I spoke in a strategy meeting today
So sick of it all I just had to say
The meeting was useless, a waste of a day
I just didn’t feel like I wanted to play
I was tired of watching our chance slip away
Of all of us talking with nothing to say
The meaningless garbage we all “A-OKed”
I spoke in a strategy meeting today
I was fired in a strategy meeting today
Posted on Dec 6, 2011 by Mike Jacka
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brilliant! definitelly true story :)