Let's Go to the Movies

We’ve visited this topic before, but here are a few more quotes from some of the greatest internal audit movies of all time:

Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy exit interview.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You fired my father. Prepare to be audited
I love the smell of workpapers in the morning…smells like…auditing
You auditin’ me? You auditin’ me? You auditin’ me? Then who the heck else are you auditin’...you auditin’ me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the blank do you think you're auditin’? Oh yeah?
Test, or test not. There is no try.
I’m gonna report a corrective action he can’t refuse.
Auditor…Internal Auditor.
Certifications? We ain't got no certifications. We don't need no certifications. I don't have to show you any stinking certifications.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he have six findings or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a final audit report, the most powerful audit report in the world, and would blow your department clean apart, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
One morning I audited an accountant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be audited again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be audited again.
Any favorites of your own?

Posted on Dec 13, 2011 by Mike Jacka

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