The Perfect Internal Auditor
Norman Marks, CRMA, CPA, is a vice president for SAP and has been a chief audit executive and chief risk officer at major global corporations for more than 20 years.
Many years ago, I read a description of the "perfect internal auditor." It was so great I kept it:
The perfect internal auditor
Results of a computerized survey indicate that perfect internal auditors complete the average audit in 15 minutes, the difficult in 30 minutes.
They discover and disclose all weaknesses in the controls, but never upset anyone.
They make $60 a week [which tells you how old this is], drive nice cars, wear good clothes, and contribute $50 a week to various company functions, birthday presents, retirement presents, et cetera.
Perfect internal auditors smile all the time with a straight face because they have a nice sense of humor that keeps them seriously dedicated to their work.
They complete 15 to 30 audits a day, review 10 to 15 new or revised controls, type all their audit programs, produce an annual audit budget that anticipates all company growth and allows for all changes. They maintain a perfect set of working papers that the external auditors use without question. They write comprehensive audit reports that read like a fine novel and are understood by all who read them. They are people with a velvet touch, the perfect answer, diplomat par excellence.
They do all their audit work in the auditees' work area and are always in their offrices when needed.
How has this changed? How would you describe the perfect internal auditor in 2012, perhaps allowing improved efficiency through the use of technology?
Posted on Feb 7, 2012 by Norman Marks
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Norman:
I think the perfect "Internal Auditor" in 2012 would be called a "Risk&Assurance Analyst" or similar. The words Internal Auditor have decades of extended supervision/critical parent/child interaction/police/checker/inspector connotations. Regardless of how modern and proficient a person is these connotations will be stigmas that are difficult to overcome. That perfect Risk & Assurance Analyst would focus on the overarching goal of ensuring senior management and the board are aware of the significant residual risks being accepted across the organization and helping senior management and work units better manage risk.
I believe the sooner "Internal Auditors" give up the notion that their main job is to complete and report point in time audits the sooner the profession will be on a whole new track that adds considerably more value to their organizations. Unfortunately, the paradigm that Internal Auditors' primary job is to do audits is one that is one that is engrained in the profession, the standards, the IIA training and the minds of a large percentage of Internal Audit leaders.
I don't believe that the "Perfect Internal Audit" is defined by someon that does "perfect audits". It is defined by looking for innovative ways to add maximum value to the organization and fully meet the needs of the board of directors for reliable information on the effectiveness of risk processes and the true state of residual risk.
I recognize these are radical ideas but I think you have asked an important question that warrants serious consideration.