Seuss Goes to a Convention

 

I do not like conventions, Sam.
I do not like All-Star or GAM.
 
Would you like one here or there?
 
I would not like one here or there.
I would not like one anywhere.
I would not go there in the air.
I would not go there on a dare.
I do not like conventions Sam.
I do not like All-Star or GAM.
 
Would you like one in Palm Beach?
Would you like a keynote speech?
 
I would not like one in Palm Beach.
I would not like a keynote speech.
I would not like it in LA.
I would not like the earthquake’s sway.
I would not like it in St. Paul.
I would not take the trip at all.
I do not like conventions Sam.
I do not like All-Star or GAM.
 
Would you? Could you? If your boss
Covered all your travel costs?
 
I would not even if my boss
Would cover all my travel costs.
I would not if you waived my fees.
I would not if it all was free.
I do not like conventions Sam.
I do not like All-Star or GAM.
 
How ‘bout in May?
How ‘bout in Spring?
 
I would not, could not in the spring.
I would not learn a single thing.
I would no make the trip at all,
Not in the summer or the fall. 
I would not on a holiday.
I would not waste a single day.
I do not like conventions, Sam!
I do not like All-Star or GAM!
 
I know! I know! Just what will please!
Would you go for CPEs?
 
I would not go for CPEs.
I do not need the expertise.
I would not, could not in the spring.
I would not learn a single thing.
I would not even if my boss
Would cover all my travel costs.
I would not like one in Palm Beach.
I would not like a keynote speech.
I would not like one here or there.
I would not like one ANYWHERE!
I do not like conventions Sam!!
I do not like All-Star or GAM!!!
 
You do not like them. So you say.
Try one! Try one! You just may.
Try and let’s hear what you say
 
Sam!
If I go once, will you leave me?
If I go will you let me be?
 
Say!
I really like this conference Sam!
I really like All-Star and GAM!
I would go for CPEs.
I would gain some expertise.
I would go there in the spring.
I could learn most anything.
I would even if my boss
Did not cover travel costs.
I would go while in Palm Beach.
I would hear the keynote speech.
I would go from here to there.
I would go most ANYWHERE!
 
I really like conventions, Sam!!
I really like All-Star and GAM!!

 

Posted on Nov 22, 2011 by Mike Jacka

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  1.  bravissimo !!!

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