When Auditing Meets Yoga
With the holidays coming, it is important that we all keep in shape. Now I know diets are impossible. And no one likes exercise. But who doesn’t like yoga?! And who doesn’t like yoga when it has a specific relationship to the real world?!!
Good news, the Foundation for Research on Useful and More Practical Yoga has been working closely with internal audit departments. And now, after much tireless work, we present the fruits of their labor - “Auditing Inspired Yoga Poses”.
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Old Yoga Position
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New Audit-Inspired Yoga Position
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The Upward Facing Dog
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The Downward Facing Document
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Forearm Stand
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The Backstep Waffle
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Extended Side Angle
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The Extended Due Date
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Lunge with a Twist
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Report with a Vengeance
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Eye of the Needle
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Review of the Workpapers
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The Cobra
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The Snake in the Grass
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Elephant’s Trunk
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AIC’s Computer Bag
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The Awkward Chair
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The Awkward Pause
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Half Forward Bend
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Full Backward Retraction
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Hands and Knees Balance
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Debit and Credit Balance
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Legs Up the Wall
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Hair up the Back
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Flying Crow
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Eating Crow
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Extended Side Angle
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Limited Scope
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One-Legged King Pigeon
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Two-legged Useless Intern
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Raised Hands
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Lowered Expectations
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The Reclined Hero
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The Upright Fraudster
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Supine Spinal Twist
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Fractured Fact Twist
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Sleeping Vishnu
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Resting CAE
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Posted on Dec 12, 2012 by Mike Jacka
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