When Auditing Meets Yoga

With the holidays coming, it is important that we all keep in shape. Now I know diets are impossible. And no one likes exercise. But who doesn’t like yoga?! And who doesn’t like yoga when it has a specific relationship to the real world?!!
 
Good news, the Foundation for Research on Useful and More Practical Yoga has been working closely with internal audit departments. And now, after much tireless work, we present the fruits of their labor - “Auditing Inspired Yoga Poses”.
 
  
Old Yoga Position
New Audit-Inspired Yoga Position
 
 
The Upward Facing Dog
The Downward Facing Document
Forearm Stand
The Backstep Waffle
Extended Side Angle
The Extended Due Date
Lunge with a Twist
Report with a Vengeance
Eye of the Needle
Review of the Workpapers
The Cobra
The Snake in the Grass
Elephant’s Trunk
AIC’s Computer Bag
The Awkward Chair
The Awkward Pause
Half Forward Bend
Full Backward Retraction
Hands and Knees Balance
Debit and Credit Balance
Legs Up the Wall
Hair up the Back
Flying Crow
Eating Crow
Extended Side Angle
Limited Scope
One-Legged King Pigeon
Two-legged Useless Intern
Raised Hands
Lowered Expectations
The Reclined Hero
The Upright Fraudster
Supine Spinal Twist
Fractured Fact Twist
Sleeping Vishnu
Resting CAE

Posted on Dec 12, 2012 by Mike Jacka

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